What does the "KS" in KS Productions stand for?
Krappy Slime Productions
Kid Shooter Productions
Korran Shaun Productions
Kent Shuster Productions
Which season is most popular in KS's films?
Sweaty Summer
Horrid Winter
Mucky Spring
Dusty Fall
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
5 barrels
1 litre
4 karat
1.52 x 10
-5
mol
Billy is 4 years older than Bob. Bob is twice as old a Sally. How much does Jimmy weigh?
89 kg
107 kg
12 kg
None of the above
Which member of KS Productions is married?
Shaun
Korran
Adrian
"Is this just wishful thinking?"
Is KS Productions Y2K compliant?
yes
only Shaun's cyborg component
what is Y2K?
I like pie
Has the world ended yet?
of course it has...this is just a dream
not until Elvis comes back as the Antichrist
no, the cows have not come home yet
I like pie
What is the population of Red Deer?
whatever I want it to be
Is that before or after the nuclear accident?
60,000
-60,000
What is the biggest stunt performed by KS Productions?
Adrian eating while talking
The cyborg experiment
2
Adrian hanging himself from a railway bridge, 50 feet in the air
In the unreleased film, "A walk with the law," what was the line used by the (real) cop?
"Hey, you should make a movie 'bout a barbie doll driving a police car!"
"Put the cocaine in the trunk and we'll call it a deal."
"Hey, do you guys have any pie?"
"Where'd my police car go?"
Adrian Young produced a small movie (seperate of KS) called:
The Lone Miner
My Warm Fuzzy Bed
Mutiny in the Workplace
The Personification of the Machine Gun in Modern Life
How lame is the word 'cool'?
very lame
sort of lame
lame but not lame enough to stop using
only lame enough for KS Productions members
Does Shaun
really
have cyborg components?
only on Tuesdays
of course not, that only happens to movie stars!
yes, and Starbucks is directly responsible
yes, but not really cyborg, they are machine parts
What is the astrological significance of KS Productions?
KS Productions causes the sun to burn
the US Government will not allow us to say
182.588.290.098.199.599.399.866.385
Astrology is for losers
What is the annual income of KS Productions?
$0
cannot say because of top-secret NDA
$444.44
equivalent to the Gross National Product of South Africa
Will the sun rise tommorow?
As long as KS Productions is around
Yes, but in the south for a change
No, instead it will shrink
it cannot be predicted with reasonable accuracy
Where is Adrian living right now?
Austrailia
Mars
in a station wagon
in the cyborg component factory
How often is this web site updated?
3 times a day
every 2-3 months
5 light years
whenever all 10 planets are aligned
If KS Productions were a virus, what would one of the symptoms be?
extreme bordom
multi-color face
increase in potential energy
diminished sex drive
What would be a good 1-800 number for KS Productions?
1-800-SUCK-FILMS
1-800-I-LIKE-PIE
1-800-666-6666
1-800-YUM-YUM-YUM
Which KS Productions film contains the most profanity?
Away from the @#$%! sea
Chasing Reality
Refer to the Canadian Broadcast Standards guide
Profanity? I though KS Productions films were G-rated!
How many Adrians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2
3
5
1
The ugly duckling turns into a...?
hybrid creature
beautiful swan
dog-like animal
well cooked meal
How many logos has KS Productions had? (not including the current one)
3
2
1
4
How many logos does Liquid Film Pictures have in total?
5
1
2
4
"Excuse me, could I have the C section?" What film was this line from?
The Morning After
Chasing Reality
The Reading Man
Reading Man: The Final Justice
Which KS Productions film had no talking in it?
Chasing Reality
High Noon
Away from the Rolls of the Sea
Mission: Possible
Which film has the longest title?
The Reading Man
Away from the Rolls of the Sea
Chasing Reality
Mission: Possible 3
What color is the jacket Bernard wear's in Chasing Reality?
purple
red and black
blue and black
orange
Of the scripts featured on our site, which is the longest?
Long Script
Untitled
Absence
Silent Black
Which of the following films was completed in 1995?
Chasing Reality
High Noon
The Reading Man Part 2
The Reading Man Part 3
Why did Korran fill the fish tank with gasoline?
"cause my gas tank was full of distilled water"
"cause Binky wasn't going fast enough"
"I wanted to smell like gas"
"cause I can see better with my glasses on"
What name does Korran prefer to be called?
Dr. Death Foot
Kor
Mr Kor Man
Misestro
Adrian has been involed in many theatre productions, which of the following has he preformed in?
West Side Story
Garfield goes to Hollywood
The Wizard of OZ
The Lone Miner
How many visitors does the KS Productions web site get a day? (average)
1
150
10
30
How many strings are on an acoustic guitar?
8
12
6
3
Which grey shape is in the current KS Productions logo?
fly swatter
plug
hand
ice cream cone
Who played the father in the film
The Morning After
?
Shane Young
Shaun Young
Adrian Young
Brendan Young
In the film
The Morning After
, there was a sign that Adrian knocked over, what did it say?
Police Line: Do not Cross
Happy Birthday Adrian
Watch your Step
Open
What was the first movie that KS Productions used original music?
High Noon
Chasing Reality
The Morning After
The Reading Man
Our
New
URL is
http://coolzone.org/ks/
, would it be a good idea to bookmark our new address?
Yes
Are you kidding?
As long as I can have my pie and eat it too
No
Now its time to guess.
134
14578
1234
12445
What was the name of the Reading Man that appeared in the credits, in the first movie?
Man #1
Sadam
Johnny
Smithers
In the opening sequence of Chasing Reality, what object is smashed?
Microwave
Oven
TV
Dryer
Who were the two people who who appeared in the smashing sequence?
Adrian Young/Kor Nielsen
Bruce Willis/Jacki Chan
Shaun Young/Clint Poettcker
Barny/Garfield
Which of the following was the original warning for
The Reading Man
?
Warning, this video clip may contain material the some people may find boring
Warning, do not operate heavy machinery while veiwing this video
Warning, please do not feed the bears
Warning, this vehicle stops at all uncontrolled railway crossings
How many members are apart of KS Productions?
3
1,987
2
5/4
To this date, how many films has KS created?
10
2
11
8
What KS member has taken Theatre Studies in college?
Shaun
Adrian
Randy
Shane
What was the original URL of the KS Productions web site?
http://www.altavista.com
http://www.reddeer.org/ks/
http://coolzone.org/ks/
http://www.cnnet.com/public/lnielsen/
What is our KS's favourite Decongestant Nasal Spray?
Cocaine
Otrivin
sledge hammer
Bausch & Lomb
How many minutes was the film
The Reading Man
?
1 minute 15 seconds
1 minute 16 seconds
1 minute 17 seconds
1 minute 14 seconds
What city was the film
Chasing Reality
filmed in?
Calgary
Tim Buck Too
Red Deer
Spokane
Who came up with the concept for the film
Chasing Reality
?
Shane
Korran
Bryce
Shaun
There happens to be a traffic sign on Adrian's wall, what does it say?
Stop
Yield
Dead End
No Exit
What is the average age of KS Productions' members?
21
17
29
18
Who does most of the camera work in our films?
Randy
Adrian
Korran
Shane
How many fingers does Shaun have on his right hand?
2
4
5
6
KS Productions have had run-ins with the police while trying to film, how many to be exact?
2
1
4
6
For one particular encounter with the law, what was the reason?
Shaun was holding hostages in a bank for several hours
Adrian was atop a train bridge, about to hang himself
Randy was driving dangerously
Korran had set a fire in a downtown park
What was the title of a film that was made as a result of these encounters?
Living the Edge
Guilty Bystander
A Walk with the Law
Chasing Reality
Who is the major web site designer for KS Productions?
Adrian
Korran
Shaun
Tom
What song does Adrian sing after the credits of
Chasing Reality
?
Joy To the World
Pretty Woman
It Came Upon A Midnight Clear
Bonanza
What lake was
Away From the Rolls of the Sea
filmed beside?
Red Deer
Gull Lake
Sylvan Lake
Cold Lake
Why does Canada rock?
because it is not the United States
because of our climate
because it is a communist dictatorship
because it is the birthplace of KS Productions
Who is the youngest member of KS Productions?
Shaun
Korran
Randy
Adrian
What year did the members of KS Productions make their first movie?
1994
1998
1992
1989
The average price of all the equipment used to make KS Productions' films is?
$7000 Canadian
$1000 American
$13 Asian
$10,000 Australian
Who owned the car that was jumped over in Chasing Reality?
City of Red Deer RCMP
Adrian Young
Mr. Pupé
Shane Young
What does Shaun do for a living?
KS Productions
Telus DaVaR Operator
Nike Model
Canadian Soccer Star
What country is home to KS Productions?
Alberta
United States
Canada
North America
Who has written the scripts featured on our web site?
Shane
Adrian
Randy
Korran
Which KS member creates and composes all of our music in our films?
Korran
Shaun
Adrian
John Williams
Which member directs most of our films?
Shaun
Korran
Adrian
Randy
Who is responsible for the production and postproduction tasks?
Shaun
Adrian
Randy
Shane
Adrian and Shaun share the same last name, what is it?
Nielsen
Beauchamp
Young
Seinfeld
What career is Adrian trying to become established in?
Stunt Man
Brain Surgeon
Wizard
Actor
Are we getting tired of making questions for our pathetic quiz?
Yes
No
Maybe
I have no clue
What is the saddest peice of equipment that KS Productions' uses?
editing hardware
8mm camera
one light
one microphone
How long has Korran being playing the piano?
4 decades
1 year
12 years
800 days
What vehicle does Shaun drive to work?
Old School Bus
95 Neon ACR
Honda Civic
"The Wagon"
What act is Adrian seen doing the most?
falling from high places
climbing up onto high places
jumping from and playing in high places
all of the above
What film took the longest to complete?
High Noon
Chasing Reality
The Reading Man
The Morning After
What color was the car that Adrian and Shaun jumped over in
Chasing Reality
?
grey
purple
black
white
What is the definition of
pseudoclassicism
?
pretending to be or erroneously regarded as classic
imitative representation of classicism in literature and art
an artificial device to replace a missing part of the body
complete physical or mental exhaustion
Did the previous question have anything to do with KS Productions?
No
Yes
Maybe
I have no clue
What type of operating system does Korran run on his computer?
Windows 95
Windows NT
Dos
Unix
What was the name of the theme song for
Chasing Reality
?
Run Jack Run
Tinkles of Insanity
Chasing Reality Theme Song
Yo Mama
Who made up these questions for our test?
Shaun
Randy
Korran
Adrian
Who is Randy anyway?
nobody
a name we made up to fool you
our mascot
the pet cat
What is Shaun's greatest weakness?
fire
water
math
kryptonite
Of the scripts available on this site, which has been attempted by KS Productions?
Absence
Untitled
Silent Black
The Day of The Frothy Uncle
Why was the attempt of the script a failure?
Because Adrian cannot read.
Ugly orange walls in the studio.
Shaun's cyborg components were on the fritz again.
Adrian tried to move an expensive spot light that was only supposed to be moved by trained technicians.
Who was Superman's greatest nemisis?
Shaun
KS Productions exam
Korran
none of the above
What was the hero's name in the film
Mission Possible
?
Randy
Johnny B Goode
King James
Mr Pupe
In the the film
Reading Man: The Final Justice
, what section of the paper did the Reading Man want to have?
B Section
A Section
D Section
C Section
Who is the oldest memeber of KS Productions?
Adrian
Shaun
Randy
Buuba
What is the name of the collection of movies that KS Productions does not want the public to see?
Bad Movies
Horrible KS Shows
Kids Home Videos
Stuff #2
What is the name of the company that a member of KS Productions has created?
Adrian's Adreneline Sports
Shaun's Rotten Food Store
Liquid Film Pictures
Kor's Piano Place
Which film production company is the best?
Disney
Warner Bros
KS Productions
Universal
